Gag gifts - Stupid gifts - Silly toys. Things I would give to some hubbers I know...

Everyone loves to give and receive gifts. Sometimes gag gifts are the most fun you can have on dry land. These types of gifts are perfect for scavenger hunts, birthday parties, adult parties and just for fun gifts.

The very best gift is one that fits the personality of the recipient! In this hub, I am going to try my best to match some cool hubbers I know with just the "perfect gift"! It's all fun and games and I hope no one gets hurt. I've been told I'm a witch spelled with a 'B', so remember this is all tongue in cheek and just for fun!

Real Housewife tells me she always eats ho-made food and she is the Ho that cooks it. She has a big family with tons of animals and loves my art. She's also nutty as a fruitcake. For her gift I would choose a useful gift like the Screaming Monkey Sling Shot.

I can see her now, shooting the Screaming Monkey at everyone mostly by sneaking up behind them and blasting away at their head! Real Ho is definitely a straight shooter. She will pick off the weak ones and then caress the monkey.

She does have one personality trait that cracks me up. She thinks I'm the brightest star in Texas and tells the world about it. How can you not love a stalker?

SueRoy333 is funnier than a double wide mobile home with a toilet in the front yard. She even has one in her living room. The $h(eye)(tea) doesn't get past her beady little eyeballs. I'm sure she would like to have a screaming monkey sling shot too, but her area of expertise is, well, just a little bit dirtier.

SueRoy and Chelsea - a mother/daughter team that should be banned from any form of serious library OR congress. The little one draws comical art and has some sort of fixation for Harry ManBoobs, something the mother should be seriously concerned about, but instead she actually encourages her daughter's sordid interaction with the Boob.

SueRoy herself reports on daily weird happenings which create serious side splitting pain for the readers. I have to tape my ribs before I go to one of her hubs.

Motown2Chitown:

Turn ons: Laughing babies, puppy breath, coffee, books, writing, the Detroit Red Wings, conversation, Pole dancing for Jesus, her husband, deep voiced men, tall people, funny people, animals, ships, movies, and music

Turn offs: Ted Nugent, yellow socks, green cemetery fences, beets, mean speech and behavior, bullying, condescension, physics, radical extremists, online MMORPG's (whatever that is), and cooking - unless the alternative is starvation.

She wouldn't know what to do with a slingshot monkey, and she would turn the toilet mug into some kind of fern planter, so I have picked out a little something different for Mo... I was torn between the pole dancer alarm clock and the B.S. detector, but I figured she already had the latter.

No one can B.S. a B.S.er like she can. In case you don't get the TLA (Two Letter Acronym), B.S. stands for Cow Cookies!

drbj - Frankly I'm not sure if drbj is an old woman, a young girl, or a dirty old man. Ok! I did a bit of research and found out - she's a woman! She's probably the best writer on hub pages with a REAL BOOK she wrote: "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain’t So". Available on Amazon.com, so buy now.

I wish she were my doctor because she can bring dead people back to life! Yep, you heard me. She has interviewed the likes of Ghenghis Khan, Dracula and Bruce Lee. All funny stuff. And she knows the law too, so don't mess with her.

drbj's most notable accomplishment is the master's degree she earned from Fokk University, otherwise known as Fokk U. For her gift, I had to think of something cerebral. Fortunately, I do know the definition of that word. She's going to get Freudian Slippers!

Audrey, I love ya honey, but you gotta do something with those dogs!

Ok, they are the cutest dogs since Dwayne Johnson smiled at drbj, but they're HUGE! and HAIRY! and how you take care of them is, well, let's just say that I want to come back in another life as one of your huskys!

Audrey does 15 gabillion chores a day and still finds time to cook, write, read, and drive badly. Look out when she gets in a car! or a mushing sled! She can break an ankle faster than greased lightning going through your new TV. What do you get for the woman who has everthing (but it gets chewed up or dropped or run over)? Well, since she wears so many hats, I thought she might need a new one for those cold Iditarod nights sleeping on the sled.

I've got lots of other hubbers to find gifts for, so stay tuned....